Every week I see 10 posts on various sites to the tune of “How will This Is Us make you cry this week?”. No thanks, reality is making me cry enough.

Don’t worry, President Lisa Simpson has pledged to refill the oceans.

I’ve said the same thing. He’ll step down before 2 years out, pulling a Palin. The reason? Well, ya know, this is hard.

I commented before I saw this but that still makes me so upset. Fuck you Denmark.

Remember when that zoo in Denmark put down a healthy giraffe, dissected him in front of schoolchildren and fed him to the lions because he was “surplus”?

Yes, and the need to keep Steve Bannon as the Grim Reaper. Do not normalize that shit.

Welp, those kids stayed in the Church. Holmes bailed with Suri and never looked back.

When Obama ran the first time Bill Maher (granted not the best source but I thought this was pretty spot on) said something like, look if you have to blacktop driveways for a living for your brother-in-law’s shitty side business while Obama decided to go to law school, that’s not Obama’s fault.

Starred for the use of “fucktwats”

They had the assistant chaplain for Baylor’s football team on the show.

Thirty years ago my parents built an open floor plan ranch. Everyone thought it was so great and it was, until my father retired and decided to sit in the living room all day watching TCM at top volume. My poor mother, who has suffered from inner ear trouble her whole life, spends her days assualted by tinny music,…

That lever tho.

Curious if you guys are going to weigh in on the allegations against Casey Affleck...

Someone please build a wall around him to protect him from 2016. Kate Bush too.

Yeah, not a fan of the Ultra Matte but the Matte X lippie stix are the bomb. The Ultra Satin in The Rabbit is my go to color.

Well yeah...that voice.

I think you’re right. After Election Day I said to a friend that at least Bowie and Prince didn’t have to see this. After Cohen...I’m convinced it’s The Rapture...but only for those very select few. As it always should have been.

Truthiness!

Despite that, I actually had forgotten he existed. And then was like “Oh...yeah”.

Exactly. Remember John Bolton? Because I didn’t want to anymore! But there he was being floated for SoS yesterday.