The chick at 1:48 in the striped tee and red pants...didn't Meg White rock that look up until about 2 weeks ago?

Clancy Willett. Which sounds more like a fat Irish cop.

If you lived in Buffalo you did...saw them live in '97 maybe? Yeah.

Anything having to do with animals...I just try to avoid wholesale.

OK, y'all may think I'm crazy, but I lost it during Bridesmaids, when Wiig's character had to move back in with her Mom. As someone who had also lost her boyfriend and her job and had to move back in with her parents (and also likes to bake, though not professionally), it hit so close to home. My poor friend just…

Having big boobs = you have to wear a bra + they're almost never "cute"/I really hope this thing isn't showing.

What you said. I would walk through the burning of one hundred hot suns to see Tarsem's next movies. Kristen Stewart..no.

I want to name my future cat Porkchop. That's a food name but doesn't seem like something a four year old would name an animal.

I would rather have a nice (small-ish) piece of quality steak, a pat of real butter, and a really well made cookie than Snackwells or fake butter. And don't get me started on diet drinks - NutraSweet gives me migraines and whatever this newfangled crap is that's "made from real sugar!" makes me forget my own name for…

Well, I have to say, a knock off just won't do. I want hundreds of people to make me that lace too, because seriously, every time I look at that lace on the bottom of that dress it's like getting stabbed in the heart with a big jealous knife.

Had great hopes this might turn off the partisanship for awhile. It lasted literally 2 minutes. I just unfriended an acquaintance on FB because they chose this moment to make some completely D-bag comments about Obama. Really? Right now?

Yup, me too! Drink the ditch water, it's good for ya!

There was an earlier episode where one of these crazy people took something like 4 hours to check out, because there was a 500 item limit per transaction, which they didn't know until they had rung up 1000 items, then it had to be voided and done in two transactions.

Exactly. Sometimes I just want to laugh until I choke. Cue "ruhtard".

My parents took me to Marineland every summer. I never had the heart to tell them the whales scared the ever living crap out of me.

Dear Ms. Steinfeld: I loved you in True Grit, and Imma let you finish, but Cary Grant was the best actor in the world and he never got an Oscar!

@manicsaurus_rex: I used to work at a bookstore and it happened mor than once there. In the aisles. A few times. In a book store. I guess they just had too much coffee in our cafe...

@alouette: I think anyone who has worked retail has set forth the "mandatory service" theory. I would give one of my legs to see it happen.

@ChaiLatte: Teh vapors, I has them.

@E.E.Woulfe: Yep!