DO NOT deprive us of sweet leeeeegs. I unconsciously squealed with pleasure upon seeing some sweet cyclist short-short leg yesterday, and my bicycle commuter husband is forbidden from wearing pants when it's above 70 degrees.

What we need now for reals is a map of what people call their vaginas. Kickstarter!

That is totally the name of my vagina now.

I was hoping he would be fired mid-interview. That was painful.

also off-topic: his wife is Stunning.

There are so few people from the spectacle of american popular culture that I wish were even more visible...he feels like our diginified/badass/silly collective gay uncle.

Oh yes - I had an awesome boys haircut (my uncle had Sassoon training in London) and old people called me 'son' all the time. And a girl in another grade asked to to be her boyfriend!

Yes! I worked in a large church with a suitably grand organ for years and would get chills and then laugh my head off every time the organist used it to warm up.

Look up his men's collection with the humpback padding, it will fucking make your day. The dudes all look like those goons from Popeye cartoons.

Chinese red or iron red. My favorite color!

I think the main advantage to 'legalizing' heroin is that the government essentially controls the heroin, ie there isn't heroin on the streets with additives that kill people (like Hoffman).

Everyone I know (60+ year old family members included) from Ephrata is certifiably INSANE in the best way possible. I did a 20-year sentence in Spokane so I know batshit crazy quite intimately.

You forgot to add "..on a motherfucking horse."

They have the exact same comic delivery besides the accent, and it is beyond amazing.

I saw her speak without the persona once, and what you described is exactly what I thought of her (super professional but awesome and humble real person who was very gracious to everyone), and she said as much. She gets paid to be horrible.

My mom's been married 5 times, and the issue is mos def with her.

No, you're right, it has been not-spectacular this season. But the first 2 were really on a par with the best tv sitcoms ever.

It's actually a fucking hilarious show. My husband and his friend even hate Zooey and they watch it religiously.

I am more familiar with the 145 degree angle, so a flagpole on a corpse is...mystifying. Maybe it was true to (Tuthankhamen's) life? Or they had it on good authority that Osiris had a 90 degree full-rager?