You are absolutely right, and I am incorrect.

Wow. I am 39 years old, and entitled to my own opinion.

Thank you! It's so easy to explain why I changed mine, though: I hate the asshole whose name I've had for 39 years more than my husband. Plus, our last name is really long, Swiss and hilariously ugly. Doing what you want is feminist; it's not really so hard to understand.

The urban dictionary describes a dry bob as "sex without ejaculation."

I would put more qualifiers on the penis part, but maybe you haven't seen the sorts of things I've seen.

I will go get your walker out of the car after Matlock is over. And after a round of cards and a pot of coffee. And then after Jeopardy maybe.

Appreciated.

Oh my god, that's exactly it. I feel so BLIND. It was right in front of me the entire time.

I was there about the same time; I left in '98 after about 5 years. Yeah, suck city.

You are not the only one. I hate it there and the city hates me back - I spent my late teens and early 20s floundering around drunkenly and it was a catharsis to leave one spring after it rained for 90 days straight. I gained one million pounds and went insane and had the worst breakups and made the most poisonous…

Thank you - I used to work for a place that made natural food coloring and I always wanted to yell that at people who were so sad their birthday was ruined with beet color didn't make their cake elmo red.

She's certainly the Taylor Swift of fake-y rehearsed award acceptance speeches - she even used girlish overwhelmed gasps in her stupid bafta speech.

It's gonna be fabulous. Gone-With-the-Wind fabulous.

Those milkshakes are awesome, but that place is such a clusterfuck-she must have her assistant go get it for her while she glowers hungrily in a Mercedes suv outside...

I find that szechuan peppercorns added to a pepper blend is pretty fantastic.

At least your vegan dudes don't take yr meat and put it behind the fridge until it gets maggots and laugh while you try to clean it up. True story.

The writer has obv. never seen a female channel swimmer, either.

And my most id-fueled friend would say it when daring me to drink more/do more drugs/be more of a kissing bandit back in the 90s. Like, before Drake was born.

No way! Have you seen Boogie Nights lately? Totally 70s porn actor hair.

And here I thought that his stupid ugly bachelor fuck pad spaceship house that was in Architectural Digest was the worst thing about him. Besides his offensively banal music and over-groomed-ness and bland "good looks." So much to hate!