While I love pearl jewelry, pearls on rings are often epoxied on, and can pop off their settings easily and become very scratched in day-to-day wear.

Amazing.

I believe the preferred nomenclature is a "fleet" of corgis.

I know! If creepiness had scoville units, he'd be at like 300 bazillion scovilles.

I worked for a guy who had worked with him as a still photographer in the late 70s/early 80s, and swore he was actually more creepy than he seems.

Schultz is thinking about the grocery business, too...

I can't consider his being a candidate a joke when you consider that he's backed by the Koch brothers and is the front-runner in most polls. It's just really, really scary and a huge bummer.

Diversification is the key to success in investments. Brilliant, as per the usual.

The U-D has about 200x more hipsters than Ballard (just due to 200X more 20-year olds). The only ones I ever see in Ballard are the lil skinny dudes who work at Blackbird.

I knew he was funny, but this was the clincher for me.

Or 12 Monkeys. There were hardly any monkeys in it!

I used to own some light-up battery powered goblets that made Boone's look great.

My favorite, "Parson's Pleasure" was on Tales of the Unexpected (I did not realize that; thanks, internets) - and just thinking about "the Landlady" makes the hair on my arms stand up.

And I'm also jealous you could say of this title sequence: " I knew Saul Bass, and you, sir, are no Saul Bass!"

Crass t-shirt, Justin? I love it when people over 13 are into Crass.

Now I'm really going to die. "One, Two, Three" is my favorite movie ever. Damn.

And the entire thing is keyed to the emotional pitch of a comedy to add insult to injury. It's as if they've never watched the show.

I really have nothing else to say besides: holy shit! Such a legend.

I wonder why she thinks that, too, but the only person I know with an extant epic rat tail is my native american stepdad.

After dropping out at 16, I can say that 22 years later the hand-wringing isn't worth it.