@librarianette:

@dianep:

@southernbelle:

@NefariousNewt: Ozzy was a stone fox (!!!!!) when he was young. She actually looks a lot like him.

I knew it. Drew Barrymore's production company is responsible for this dreck seeing the light of day.

Spending money on fertility treatments with six kids at home is what I'm freaking out about. Seriously? Wow. She must be hemorrhaging cash to even consider that.

@GoodBadNotEvil:

@GoodBadNotEvil:

@creme egg:

Real comedians know how to get to poor little Annie about her McCarthy boner:

Too bad there's no ultra-delicious late 70s Paul Simonon in tight pants in the video.

@goodcheapfun:

@badmutha:

Clears the cobwebs, ya'll.

Hopefully he will amend his classic "Dee Snider's Teenage Survival Guide" to include smart investing:

Is Whitney wearing neon pink shoes? I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.

@nadarine:

@TheUptightMidwesterner:

@pantsless economist:

@Richard: