Do not tell me after spending the night making out that I was drunk enough that you could have raped me. I'm surprised I didn't stab you.

Fashion has always fetishized other cultures, hasn't it? It's the same as artists appropriating the look of non-western cultures for their own gain. There's a great book called 'Negrophilia' about european co-opting of African culture (in Paris mostly); the author has a great blog:

Much love to PP for my bf's free vasectomy (at 24!), and the subsequent 10 years of awesome. Best present EVER.

I had a 'the Hills' dream the other night where Jason Whaler broke a mirror in a rage and a huge shard went into some guy's chest and the guy's torso swelled up like something from Evil Dead II. I woke up excited that something finally happened on the show.

I was thrilled to see the View footage if only to see McCain have what looked like a really bad job interview, just like I have all the time now. Ms. McCain better get a thicker skin.

That guy's as crazy as a peach orchard boar. So pissed I missed this one, since I could have used props for my post-Andy Rooney impersonation of Andy for my boyfriend.

Leanne keeps up this level of awesome and she'll be our generation's Madeleine Vionnet. You go, girl.

My asshole ex-boss is going to be on JJ in the next few weeks and I am SO PUMPED! It will be like a dream come true if Judy yells at him like I always wanted to.

@Trashtastic:

I hate this cultural divisiveness between city-dwellers and country folks. I had to point out to my mother who lives in the middle of nowhere that there are just as many people living below the poverty line in cities as in the country, and all this "look at those stupid fancypants city dwellers" bullshit distracts us…

This really makes me want to follow through on my dream of re-creating an episode of Hawaii 5-0 with a cast of Samoan lesbians. Someday...

I've had four psychotic and/or abusive female bosses, so I have to agree. Some people have bad relationship cycles but I have this recurrent problem; I'm trying hard to break it in my new extended unemployment jag. Oh, yuck, I need a drink.

@Pantani:

Confidential to Lauren: shows are not so bad if you get completely wasted and learn how to heckle cleverly. Bringing a penis-shaped squirtgun and enjoying playing pool helps, too. But I know what you mean about LA "punk" bands: they have all, without exception, sucked azz since about 1990.

@rubyinthedust:

Why didn't McCain's camp just say "kowtow" instead of deferential, or maybe just come out with it: Palin's not ready for media until after her talking points cram session.

@thatonegirlsays: @buzzgirl:

@corpwhore:

"vaginally anorgasmic women display more use of immature psychological defense mechanisms [1], are less satisfied with their relationships, mental health, and life in general [8,9], and are more likely to suffer from global sexual dysfunction [10]."

How can you prove that orgasms don't result from indirect clitoral stimulation? This is total bullshit. Next they're going to tell me that I'm less of a woman because I can't put my feet behind my head with rollerskates on while rolling a joint and driving a stick shift.