I notice that Guy Ritchie is concentrating on the legs and specifically left out praise for Madonna's arms. Huh.

I would rather have a cuddly fat Karl teddy bear with the fan. Anorexic bears are a bummer. But I will re-think it if he comes with three hummers and 400 ipods.

@formergr:

Mother of god, I love me some scrunch socks!

@orangechickenorange:

@Sophie:

It's easy to be a style icon when your mother has warehouses full of clothes. Demi's been buying up all the good vintage in Idaho for decades.

The Hills is like watching a glacier and hoping it might inch forward perceptibly. I love all the Hills dudes, but they need to start thinking about an exit strategy.

@westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago):

Fling - Built to Spill

@Anthem_:

@Mama Penguino:

@PhilippaSnow:

I am so excited to scream and throw shit at the tv whenever Spencer mouth-breathes or chews with his mouth open. Actually, that would make a good drinking game.

I would be impressed if Agy actually knew who Poly Styrene is, but I would bet dollars to donuts she doesn't.

Poor Sally. I got to read the police blotter and look in the freezer filled with body parts. My mom had the raddest job ever (police property room). She always came home a bit wobbly after the marijuana bonfires.

@tscheese:

@Gretchen:

I swear all you need to do is keep taps and kegs clean in the manufacturing/serving and you don't get a hangover. I drank beers bigger than my torso in Germany and felt fresh as a daisy the next day.

I'm just glad to see a thin woman with a nipple alignment problem. Stars are just like me!