I wish they had superimposed a wolf and a dreamcatcher over the photos, then it would be like every gun show I've ever been to. Except with stupider facial hair and more silicone.

@Hamsterpants:

@thatonegirlsays:

@thatonegirlsays:

I understand the hate for purple, but if you have a yellow/green undertone to your skin and black hair it's the best color you can possibly wear (at least dark jewel tones).

@foodandshoes:

@southernbitch:

@trikitixa:

I can't believe the British press actually listens to and repots on what the Moz has to say. He is so full of shit.

@LaFemme:

Anyone else noticed how much she looks like the UFO lady in Repo Man? I would worship her if she'd wear a silvery prosthetic hand all the time. It would look good with this outfit.

@BeckySharper:

@librariesare4lovers:

I can't wait to see the portrait tatttoo he'll get of Paris. Hopefully it'll be a still from the sex tape and she'll have creepy green skin and weird raccoon-like night vision eyes.

I could never own a gun, but I enjoy shooting and grew up around guns that I was too afraid to touch. My feminist mother had a concealed weapons permit & carried a .22, and the last time I saw her she had bullets in her penny dish in her truck. I laughed about how 'red state' that was and she informed me that they…

@pablmom:

@southernbitch:

@erinna:

@Tangy.Nihilist:

Do whatever it takes to find out what men in the same position make within the first six months of a job, because that's all the time you get to file a lawsuit under the Equal Pay Act. That's why fucking asshole employers make it so hard to find out what everyone else makes. Copy keys or ply the HR staff with vodka if…