I was able to give Jimmy Fallon my most withering "you're not funny" bitchface the one time I was in NY. Props to him: he returned it in spades. Why did Phil Hartman have to die and that piece of junk gets to roam the earth?
The question remains: is she on the inside or the outside of her pants?
@Triphena:
Reminds me of my original 'yo mama' joke: Yo mama's so fat she can't get through the doors on the short bus.
Me and my homies were Girls Against Gaming ("GAG"). Did you know that 2% of all teenage deaths are as a result of Dungeons & Dragons or "gaming"?
I had always doubted the power of the butt pads in the back of right on! magazine, but then I had a waitress who obviously wore one. Her ass was awesome to look at. And I loved picturing the apparatus hanging up to dry in her bathroom.
No way. She's embarassed about those shooties. The S&M warehouse footwear needs to stop.
I had the good fortune to work in my dream job for 5 years - but I had to leave because of an insidious work culture that included harassment, surveillance, etc., and the owner was sued for discrimination in a case so gross I can't even talk about it. Fortunately the experience is one I can use in the future and…
I'll give Zooey props for being a fellow ukelele player, but I wouldn't be able to stomach actually listening to her music recorded for some reason. I don't listen to any other ukulele players either - they're too cutesy for me. But I'm with most everyone else about her voice & acting ability.
I noticed the countess's children chewed with their mouths open and they're teenagers. I got smacked for doing that when I was 3 and 4 years old and haven't done it since.
So sorry, girl. As a long-time ibs sufferer, I feel you.
The Hills is like pro wrestling: pretend it's real and it's so much more fun. I can't wait to see the palatial home LC bought in LA with her new mad money. She's like America's Malibu Barbie (sometimes she even wears the hot pink lipstick).
I'm so old I think ftw means 'fuck the world.' The times, they are a-changin'.
Could the blind item girl be Hayden Panettiere? Maybe Jane would want to meet her because of her activism. She's so young I'm sure she knows next to nothing about Jane Fonda.
Anorexics hate food smells, yo. 'Cause they make you hungry. He'll love being in the hospital in later life, alone with his sad self and the ipod nanny.
He likes Karen Dalton as much as I like Karen Dalton, so he gets a pass. But, yeah, he nasty. Would not.
@tscheese: