@krismry:
bronkitis
bronkitis
@hharlowe:
Dumbest dogs ever, goldens. Maybe boxers or dalmatians are dumber. But, yeah, not surprised he owns one.
I quit my last job because I complained about a manager who was bullying me and the company did nothing. But I started it, and it was fun to pretend like he didn't exist for two years - it drove him CRAZY. And now he gets the shitty job and I went back to school. Enjoy the rat-infested warehouse, fucker.
@Rhody:
Nice to see a celebrity (?) with some books that don't appear to be by Tom Robbins.
When my grandma was about 80, she told my uncle she wanted breast implants: the nipple-less kind. My uncle mulled it over for a while and figured out she had been watching Dr. 90210 and seen women with their nipples blurred out.
I'm interested in the fact that Seltzer said she was half-white, half-Indian - I love me some 'play Indians.' I had to see the film "The Education of Little Tree" for a class, and only after the fact did I read that the author of the book, Asa Earl Carter, was a white supremacist and the story was mostly false. The…
@Neon.Wonder: I'm not thrilled because they're making fun of suffragists by saying, in my opinion, that their work was pointless and bitches are now on their backs where they belong. Also not thrilled about anyone making fun of porn stars by inferring they're stupid twits/inhuman, either. Bottom line: a pointless, not…
My mom is a building inspector and can do calculus in her head faster than any of her male colleagues. She also got a perfect score on her math SATs. And my aunt is a logistics/operations manager at Boeing (re: a statistician). My step-grandma was a structural engineer on the first clover-leaf interchange. So tell me…
Lindsay Lohan to play Clara Bow? There's not enough self-tanner wipes.
Why is everyone so down on the fact that this woman makes a lot of money? It makes perfect sense to me to save all the money you can no matter what your income bracket is. I guess she was a bit sanctimonious (I thought she was just preaching with the enthusiasm of a new convert), but most people with money are…
My Austrian history prof. said Ronald Lauder was a dummy (she met him in Austria when he was the US Ambassador there), and I don't doubt it. When anyone pays too much for a painting - no matter how important it is - I have to doubt their intelligence.
I've got a woodworker uncle who'll make you one of these for an eighth, straight across.