The guy running the simulation got bored.

Tump true believers so desperate to ignore the reality that they elected a con man Russian plant are doubling down on stupid.

Wow, don’t be that American. It is 2019.

I’ve read that too, and let’s take a moment to consider that it means he gave the go-ahead to jokes about him wanting to fuck his daughter.

That’s a terrible pun, you fuckin’ deutschbag.

Not as egregious as using the wrong “there/their/they’re” or “your/you’re,” but I feel ya.

Comedian Anthony Jeselnek has said that when Comedy Central does their celebrity roasts, the roastee gets to choose one topic that is off limits to make fun of. When he performed at the Trump roast, his one prohibited topic was how much money he actually has.

Hell no it isn’t. One of the reasons to get it done right after birth is how fast it heals comparatively.

You know.

That’s changing. We decided not to circumcise our 1 year old, and I know several other parents who also chose not to. I highly doubt my son will feel any peer pressure to get cut when he’s 12.

And yet she tries to use the tenants of feminism to make this the fault of feminism....

Funny I thought the problem was that your husband called your boss a narcissist, who in turn began to display narcissist behavior.

If McCain is smart, he’ll find a way leverage the sympathy this whole episode has generated and parlay it into a strong 2020 primary challenge.

Preet Bharara said on his podcast they will likely “freeze” the charges so that the statute doesn't run out (which is apparently pretty typical). Like they'd do that for someone who left the country, for example. You can't just commit a crime, leave the country, and wait out your statute of limitations. 

I mean, if you think this was strategy, I don’t know what to tell you. This was totally him being so goddamn arrogant and privileged he thought he’d just hit a home run.

i was doing a satire, har har. i bet you didn’t read past the first two sentences (i know i wouldn’t because god the people who say that are insufferable).

That's a lot of jawin' just to tell Haley "bless your heart". 

I’d be willing to wager IKEA’s health plan is way better than the average American gets.

Well we are talking about a woman who, when the UN laughed at Trump and his boast about accomplishing more than any administration in history, said they were actually laughing WITH him in agreement.

You’re talking about regular Finland. She’s talking about Republican base Finland, which is just IKEAs and ice. Totally different places.