A zen koan:

Winco is the best.

Let this be a lesson to all of us: online review sites are bad. Never visit or post on online review sites, for in so doing, you are encouraging them to spread badness and you are thus bad and should feel bad. Thank you.

Ask any Mavs fan, it’s not even close. There’s love for Chandler, fuck Rondo.

The Clippers are going to struggle to get a low seed in the West. Yes, if you have Chris Paul and Blake Griffin, you’re guarnateed a playoff spot int he East, but hte West is a different beast.

And the Clipper are going to be comically short staffed this year. Out of players that got 10 min/gm or more last season, they…

Exactly- fuck you for being right, Kim. Here's a news scoop for you to give the media- you're shitcanned.

Are you high? Kahwi and Danny Green aren’t enough to cover most perimeter players? Who else do you want? Tony Allen?

Then they should fire the GM when he traded for Vonleh, making it obvious Aldridge was gone, for those of us that didn’t hear what the assistant coach said.

Aldridge signed with the team that was his known #1 choice since before free agency began. I was a little shocked that today’s article didn’t document somebody’s terrible failure to make the guy change his mind.

This is going to be a negative in his argument for ‘best Blazer ever.’

Okay, so I’ve imagined his soon to be 39 year old teammate? I’ve imagined his new coach maximizing the production of a group of players well into their late 30s? I’ve imagined the team depth that will reduce the strain on Aldridge and allow him to save his best basketball for the playoffs? I’ve imagined all of that?

Kupchak- Are you sure you took him out and showed him a good time?

If your “best” pitcher is hitting 3rd or cleanup, then he’s either a better hitter than pitcher or your pitching staff and your offense sucks.

I'm not saying he doesn't have value. I'm saying $20m+/year seems like a lot for a guy who can't create his own offense.

No one doubts his dedication. He’s being paid LeBron money and he, so far, hasn’t proven himself to be the centerpiece of a team for an entire season. That’s a big gamble.

Rodman and Wallace weren’t looking to be offensive center pieces; Jordan is. That’s a problem when he can’t play offense without someone else doing the heavy lifting for him.

That’s why I just go to Winco or Wal Mart. Fuck it.

But...But...THEY’RE CUSTOMERS...And Mommy told them they were special and precious and unique AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MELT SUCH GORGEOUS AND UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT SNOWFLAKES, MR. RESTAURANT OWNER PERSON MANAGER GUY DUDE PERSON?!

I’ll say this: there was exactly one person I have ever heard singing in public that improved my existence. It was on the metro at like 11 PM one night, and a woman near me on a mostly empty train was singing quietly to herself. It worked because she was really, really good.

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…