What a dick/butthurt little bitch

Can you take me out the greys?!?! And why are the broncos so damn good? And why is colorado weed the best?

Early adult onset schizophrenia huh..... caused by repeated blasts to the head from 200+ pound men. Running backs and safeties both take the most powerful hits on the field because you can’t legislate hits to the head out of the running game. It’s impossible. I don’t know if it’s early onset CTE. BUT it is something…

My car is supercharged and needs 91 octane. I always do. I accidentally put 87 in for a tank. Nothing happens. So I did it again on purpose cause it was cheaper. My freakin engine started having a knock. And my idle was very odd as well. So that was a horrible idea. I did back to back fuel system cleaner with 91…

Go to yahoo.com or some shit dirtbag

Idk bout you guys. But Megan Man X2 on super Nintendo was my favorite Mehlman. I wish I still had it.

I sense some deep hatred for denver coming outta indy guys. It’s okay. We’ll take it all day. 3 championships.

Broncos are gonna go back-to-back. Manning or Buttfumble... doesn’t matter. Agree or agree?

Go Broncos! But seriously, I like Carr. He can be pretty good I think. I honestly wish the Broncos had Carr this year. But we don’t. We got buttfumble. How we go from Manning to Buttfumble? Well anyways, fuck the Raiders, I hope Wolfe eats Carrs children and Von scares him till he curls up like his brother

Do you party?

I had no idea I liked water Polo so much

Gorgeous corvette. I want it.

I know. I know. He’s a dirty rotten cheater. But it’s too bad he isn’t gonna get 700. I would be pissed. That’s like spending your whole life trying to bang a chick. And years later, after working so hard for it. You finally got her naked. And she pukes in your bed and leaves. Then moves to Germany

Hell no. My name is Colt but my little picture is of the Colorado flag. Broncos fan since I was little and we won a couple Superbowls. Usually people just think I’m a gun fanatic.

I did. I added the first part in. But one thing we can agree with is Pats and Broncos hate each other. And after the last 5 years it feels like we’re in the same division with how much we play each other

If anyone gets it I do. Sometimes having the recordbooks in your grasps doesn’t mean you own it.

Von miller put Tom on his Christmas card list this year with this picture.

Wow that sucks. I like him. Go Broncos

Never scratch your junk After cutting jalapeños. Never ever do it. And never touch your lady in her sensitive area after spending all night making jalapeño cream cheese stuffed burgers and drinking beer. Nothing kills the mood quicker than her realizing her vagina is on fire....

Go Broncos!!!