Thats funny, but so true. I got a marine buddy and a bunch of us were drinkin one night and he told a guy he’d kick his ass. That dude told him jokingly that he would have no problem shootin him if he had to. My marine buddy immediately and serious as a heart attack told him... I will wake you up in the night with 2…

The American Dream. Thats a fat paycheck.

Turn the absurdity level up to 10 please.

Brilliant. Let’s alienate one of the brightest football minds in Harbaugh to the point where he goes back to college. Hire a weird fat fuck nobody knows, or cares about to coach a top team in the NFL.

I always liked Simmons. he always thought a lil deeper than most guys on espn. I never understood why you guys think he was so terrible.

lately I’ve been catchin a bunch of rainbow trout and recently I had a whisker size bone stuck in my throat and it was horrible. so if you’re eating trout just be aware that to be careful. but other than that trout is delicious. lil oil salt pepper inside and outside and grill it

Lmao. delusional moron

Ummmmm. Fuck the Patriots

The Clippers are alotta fun to watch. I hope Chris Paul gets back soon.

What? That fight wasnt boring. Manny put fear in that asshole like nobody has in a while. If mayweather wasnt hittin with the jabs, he woulda and shoulda lost the fight

I doubt it’ll happen. But it sure would be nice if this ref doesnt let mayweather hold all night, so Manny can beat the fuck outta him. Hopes and dreams...

Spurs are the most dominant and undervalued team of all sports since early 2000’s. And the Clippers can play as great as they can lay an egg.

Na, im sure they found em like that...

Thats the truth. If your job description is to clean port-a-pottys... Dont be mad if you get shit on you.

Well read what i wrote. Born and raised here. But im jus tellin everybody how great it is. Then at the bottom i tell em to stay home. 303

Broncos baby. Rockies. Avalanche. Nuggets. Good or bad. They’re my teams

Lmao. That CNN line was gold.

yeah somebody pointed that out I didn’t realize they are asking for double that’s ridiculous

Lol well for every girl who “thinks”about movin here to smoke bud... Two dudes actually do it. But the women here are beautiful.

Oh... Since when has overtime meant double pay anyways?