Get out of utah and you'll understand.

the broncos have 9 players in the pro bowl and I can argue that we have some players left out. Terrence Knighton (Pot Roast), Emmanuel Sanders, Brandon Marshall.

Great job this year, Deadspin! Keep up the good work. Most interesting, real takes in the biz. Your funny articles are gold. Merry Christmas!

You're kidding.... Right?!

ill need your balls in a box by Friday, sir. Thanks for visiting Chevy. Jk

modern day bumpers, crash safety crap, huge doors for side curtain airbags. Its just what they got to work with you know?

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that was great

Kyle Orton and his mediocracy will never take a team to the promised land

i drank bud light all summer. (Cheap friends) but recently i said screw it, and now i buy fat tire cases and say fuck bud light

Best defensive play by the Browns all day

Wheres the guy pushin Hill out the "dog pound?" That was funny

You must live in Connecticut

i was jokin...unlike you.

Pre-meditated stupidness

Kanye did as much for hip hop as Cutler has done for the NFL.

Straight up. Pay him pennies on the dollar and you'll have a good RB for a few cheap years. It'll happen too. Morals are not to be discussed in the NFL.

Oh man lol lost a step? Teddy is playin well and he's a smart kid. The addition of Peterson this year would have helped the Vikings so much. To say he couldnt have done more than the guys who took over this year cause hes slow and should retire is crazy.

Kung Fu Panda is played out...

come on man, killin the fun. Dont be that guy lol