Let this be the official start of the Winless 1-14 Browns meme.

There are more galaxies out there than stars? Methinks you don’t know what galaxies are comprised of.

It’s bullying now to state a fucking opinion that Nickelback’s songs are fucking garbage? Fuck you. OH NO, am I bullying you too? Go fuck yourself.

I’m sorry... you consider this to be bullying?

As a bleeding-heart liberal Hillary voter who thinks Avril “speak English, it’s pronounce ‘April’” LaVigne seems to be a fine, nice person, I think she picked the wrong tree to bark up here. You don’t have to be a bully to think Nickelback sucks, and comparing a many-times-over-millionaire musician to a bullying…

As a Trudeau voter and trump hater, I feel obligated to tell you to get over it. It’s a light hearted joke at a grown ass millionaire, I think he’ll be ok.

Also, it’s super-dickish to act this way to her while she’s with her three small children. She’s flying coach at the holidays with three tiny kids in tow - that’s already more of a punishment than what this guy doled out.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

I mean, the dude’s husband is allowed to dislike the Trumps, but questioning why she isn’t flying “private” is both meaningless and dickish.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

It is not okay to hit people, even if they’re mean. It is still not okay to hit people if you’re a young black guy who probably has plenty to be angry about. It’s not okay to hit people even if they’re calling you names and someone slaps you if you *can still fucking walk away.* Even if, in the process of walking…

The last time the redskins thought they were in control of their own destiny, it manifested itself in a similarly poor fashion.

just build that section out of shiplap and slap a giant clock on it.

naw doggie. We wanted true stories, not obviously made up horseshit. There is NO WAY arod would’ve done that to an ill child ESPECIALLY not where there could’ve been witnesses. Your red soxs are showing

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

They can fuck right off with that noise.

This is a slightly expansive reading of the word ”famous.”

I actually have more respect for a guy who steals from sick kids than a guy who goes to Power Rangers conventions.

A men’s club in my town had an annual father-son banquet which featured some athlete to speak, sign autographs, et cetera. One year the guest was Ken Stabler, who after the banquet asked where the nearest bar was. So everybody followed the Snake to the only tavern out there—this is in very, very rural northwest…

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…