Quite honestly unless he himself admits it I still can’t believe Belichick wrote those exact words. That sounds like Trump almost to a tee.

As a Pats’ fan, I hate that anyone on the New England Patriots might support this hate-fueled, orange demagogue, but then I remember that most owners and coaches of sports franchises are horrible, horrible assholes. Except you, Cuban. You’re all right.

This is the same woman that threatened to ruin his career with evidently false accusations of abuse that her own friends contradicted. This is the same woman that her friends shared text messages with officers trying to get her friend to lie to the officers about what happened. It makes it hard to believe, but I…

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

I mean, it’s basically the same scenario Brian Madison faced, when he had to choose Eric Gordon or his son, Billy, to give control of his Fortune 500 hotel company. Except in this case, Billy is not a lovable goof with a heart of gold, but an unrepentant asshole.

“Uh...okay, what you’re seeing now isn’t technically bullying, but they do seem to be ganging up on her...”

Most surprising plot twist is the show adds Martin as a character and kills him off, therefore explaining why the final books AREN’T FREAKING DONE YET.

Ice dragons

OH NO. A SPOILER ABOUT A SHOW FEATURING DRAGONS. MY LIFE IS RUINED.

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” - George Carlin

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

+5 Slaughterhouses

Running an Air Raid in the NFL is almost as inexplicable as running an air raid on Dresden, a town with no manufacturing and whose primary output was porcelain.

There’s cases for both sides. Derek Carr started almost immediately and nearly went winless in his first season. That experience ended up being crucial in getting him to the point where he is today - he speaks a lot about the game having ‘slowed down’ this year. Other examples - Eli was thrown in after 7 games of Kurt…

Shit in a hot dog bun is not a shit sandwich.

Why differentiate when a hot dog IS a sandwich?

This is an awesome story. Fun fact: I work in a sausage house, and our chef overcooked some ribs a bit. So I read this entire story while gnawing on the biggest pork rib you’ve ever seen.

I think it’s awesome that Durianrider cannot reproduce and Freelee has no desire to. The buck stops with them. I can’t think of a better outcome.

Fucking nothing happened. People have argued about stupid shit since forever. Literally nothing has changed besides the mediums with which people can argue about stupid shit

Reminder to self: Don’t go to a pancake breakfast with you.