Egyptians have a long history of losing to Jews though

Seems like he was in denial.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

That picture has to be photoshopped. No way in hell that many people attended a KU football game. This is more like it.

Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

He probably says it that way on purpose so nobody would confuse him as a grown man that spends waking hours contemplating pokemon...s.

Obviously the content editor is the one who passed out first and now has “DICK” written on his forehead in magic marker.

Jesus Fucking Christ I had completely forgotten about Terry Tate. Your reintroduction of it has elevated my week.

Counterpoint: Ryan Lotche

Am I the only one who took the ‘O’ in “BYOB” literally? I’m thinking, if I’m the only one drinking it, who cares if it’s already open?

When you used to be able to get a bottle of Pappy 15 for around $70 I felt it was fair. I haven’t seen a bottle in the wild in almost a decade, and knowing the market, I think it’s well overpriced. What sucks is that folk caught on to the fact that WL Weller is off brand Pappy and the price on that went from $13 a…

How does someone get there? Just give up on life? The fuck, man! I wish Terry Tate Office Linebacker would come out and knock this sock-wiper guy the fuck out.

The Superdome opened in 1975 (despite being renovated not that long ago for reasons I can’t remember)

There is not a single person not from Arlington who shops eats or drinks before a Ranger game.

His choice.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

....so you’re suggesting he abort this debate?

I find a politely written “You Suck!” note handed to the ball boy/girl to slip to the umpire is much more personal and fun way to get my message out.

Best way to avoid having a hangover at work the next day? Party the night before with that wettest of rags, PercyChuggs.

Does “being productive” include dicking around on Deadspin in the middle of the day?