“It’s hard to find a coherent group more responsible for making automotive discourse more shitty than the Tesla Cult.”

literally 0 research

Correct. Why bother with actual research on the subject matter, though? There are other people’s YouTube videos to share!!!

The problems start almost immediately. For instance, the Taycan is almost one thousand pounds heavier than its competition—and more than some pickup trucks.

Thanks for saving me from watching this video. I’m really tired of all the crap articles on other website which pretty much tell you watch the video. Journalism these days suck because all that matters to them is clicks. Whatever happened to inverted pyramid? At least there was some information in the article,…

Well don’t expect a Jalopnik investigation.

You can imagine how advanced the rest of the car is.  And you’ll have to, because we’re sure not going to tell you.

“It’s your money” was actually a tagline? That’s what I say when someone I know is buying something very stupid. 

Yup. Ever see the original Aurora commercials? NEw design! New engine! Let’s advertise the headlight covers........

Tanks for the "great" joke, dad...

Mech and Armor guys call it a Pivot Steer and say its a good way to throw a track

You just reignited and then immediately extinguished my long-standing desire for one. Thank/damn you.

More like:

Boomer here, I don’t care what powers it, if it looks like this, I’m in!!

Carlisle also claimed that Cadillac could be fully electric by 2030

tl; dr:

Idiot buys EV, doesn’t pay attention to how to use it or plan trips. Idiot blames car and not himself. Idiot posts on intarwub.

If I was super old and it took me 5 hours to figure out how to get 100 miles or so charge into my EV, I would trade mine in too.

It's called Google Maps, and since the range didn't plummet suddenly at the end of the trip, you're friend is still a twit for not checking his range throughout the journey. And you sound about as smart as your friend.

Was this their first ever trip in the car? 

I can think of another electric vehicle enhanced by a reliable and known technology that can tow literally thousand of tons for miles: