"I was just teaching her to get up and shake it off!" -Brandon Marshall, after beating up his wife

Well, CoD runs on... what... a six year old engine now? At least, that's what it looks like to me. In my opinion, there's little excuse for that from them.

They're also bringing back Metro and Caspian, two others I didn't much care for. Ugh.

You don't spawn at the bottom when you are attacking on rush. If you click the deploy base, you spawn at the top again. The only way you spawn at the bottom is if you spawn on a squad mate.

This makes me want to jump back into BF3. The combination of this video and the fact that BF4 is a crashy, microstuttery mess right now does that.

Agreed.

According to the guy's facebook profile, he lists himself as the president of a company he calls Sports Ink, Inc. (clever, eh?) with the description: Obtaining and selling autographs from music,political,celebrity and sports stars from yesterday, today and tomorrow !

So... that's that.

Agreed 100%. If I were Texas, instead of chasing the fantasy of Nick Saban, I'd advise they go after Richt.

1. No shit they are. Not all parents believe as you do that you should take them to a place where that's encouraged to the point of, "DUDE, you totally don't know what sex is yet, but you should start objectifying women right NOW." Believe it or not, some parents don't believe encouraging that is appropriate.

See, this is what bothers me too. You hit the nail on the head.

I can't either, personally. But yet again, that's the talk. Boosters unhappy. Fans tired of waiting. Yada yada yada. Idiots.

I'm actually not sure, but I think there's more than one year of this buyout.

If you, as a parent, decide you're OK with your child going to Hooters, have it hoss. If someone else decides they'd rather not encourage their children to gawk at boobs at that age, what's it to you? Why the fuck are you so worked up about some parents thinking they'd rather wait to allow their kid to go to Hooters?

... and on top of that, Richt is supposedly on the hot seat. Fuck that, man. Guy was one game away from shitting all over Notre Dame and winning a national title last year.

Oh it's a joke. Iowa locked him up quite awhile back when he kept receiving overtures from the NFL. In hindsight, I bet that Iowa wishes they'd let him go.

The Bielema one is misleading... most of that money is in the contract specifically so that it goes directly to Wisconsin to pay his buy out for leaving early.

To be fair though, a good chunk of that money isn't ending up in his hands... that's to pay off the Wisconsin buy out.

I don't have the time, but someone should really do a Dollars per Win stat for Ferentz. Iowa's return on investment just doesn't seem very prudent, there.

They're a pathetic prude if they don't want their 12 year old gawking over boobs? You're fucking kidding, right?

Ah, gotcha. Thanks.