$2.3 million and all we have is a shitty 360p youtube video?

Well, thank God there's kind folks like you to straighten me out.

Maybe you Jezzies have a different style of delivery for your jokes than I'm accustomed to. Funny joke, not so great delivery.

Thanks for stopping by yourself, big boy.

I read a real solid article in The Atlantic last week about just this issue around the country. Real good read, if you have the time: http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

What exactly do you have against parents who don't want their 12 year old staring at boobs? You can take your own kids to do just that if you choose.

Yeah, I've thought about that too, but I don't see it for a couple of reasons.

Ah, I could see that. BRO FIST FOR BOOBIES BRO

My thoughts exactly... though I've been assured by a good handful of people now that this was a joke on the part of Deadspin... but, I'm clearly the oblivious one because I have no idea what that joke is.

I think a lot of middle schools put that duty on the shoulders of the assistant/vice principal. And, given that schools at the age group are heavily invested in sports in America, someone has to have the duties of travel arrangements, schedule making, money management, etc.

Well, fair enough. And granted, I didn't spend a lot of time off campus. But I thought on campus and the strip area (bars, etc) were pretty damned awesome in Tuscaloosa.

Good to know. But... since I'm clearly the oblivious one... what exactly IS the joke?

Phew! I was hoping so.

SLI is hit and miss. The first rig I built I tried SLI, and it blew chunks. Removed one card and ran on just one, and it ran fine. I don't see any reason to risk that again if I can get a single card for the same performance.

As opposed to the other NFL offers he's had in the past few years? Mmmmk.

Jesus Christ, not even close. I've been to both places. Tuscaloosa is way fucking better than the shit hole in the middle of Texas.

Yeah, except, what gives you reason to believe the NCAA is going to strip Alabama of 2 national titles? Their recent history? Johnny Manziel/Cam Newton/Miami would like to have a word with you.

I think you mean 4 reasons.

Now, I know Deadspin/Gawker lays the hyperbole on pretty thick at (most all) times... but I'm confused.

"...JP Sougnalet, told him and some of his staff to turn in their playbooks following some completely oblivious parents' outrage over their boys stepping foot in Hooters, and Burbach's refusal to back down and move…

This is really perfect. +9999999