On a positive note, I bet that guy uses all parts of the cheerleader.

Flats.

As a proud bronze support player, I can’t wait to fuck up on this map.

Meanwhile, lurking in the background, a disgruntled driver who thought this was a Cars & Coffee, looks for a place to crash for the night.

Nothing to do with the article, but if you haven’t been following these guys videos, you should. So great:

Barber: What you want?

Larry Nance Jr: Make me look like a 2K default player

Barber: Say no more fam

+1 animal cracker on your belly button

He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.

Nobody knows. Particle man.

IT’S A YOU, WHO IS NOW IT’S A ME!

This new realistic Yoshi is over the top.

What’s your go-to mocktail?

Look how small those cans look in his hands.

I wouldn’t do this shit even if you pay me $3,000,000,000,000 cash.

50s NBA: Essentially allstar pickup teams and some other guys who knew the rules of the game.

I believe in Russia that’s called a dog.

There’s video, but this is all I need:

Every squirrel’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-edged can.

People who drink ginger ale with fake flavoring are ... well, they already feel bad so I won’t be harsh. I favor Blenheim Ginger-Ale.