JLD said she couldn’t keep a straight face because Jerry Stiller was just absolutely nailing it. I remember seeing it on a Seinfeld clips show and Stiller played it straight the whole time. Hilarious.

I call this piece “Arguing on Twitter”

DENIED A VISA?! YOU MUST BE JUNGHOKANG

Would the soupier stovetop dal be the result of friction while the lentils were simmering? In the sous vide, they don’t move around, but in stovetop there is the motion of simmering and occasional stirring. How much of your aromatics do you think you lost in stovetop? Could this be offset by starting with more…

Along with the betting, it’s expected that millions of workers will allocate lots of on-the-job time and resources toward making their NCAA picks, building brackets and then tracking games on TV or online.

I bet the highlighter circler is old enough to have used faxes with thermal paper. Back in the day, anything you actually highlighted on thermal paper would turn completely black within a matter of weeks, thereby destroying the exact data you thought was so important in the first place. So you quickly learned to…

Political comment being forced in when no one asked for it.

“Hahahahahaha” - Wells Fargo

I think you are confusing them with carpenter bees. Those bastards drill large holes in your wood.

While I see your point, I’d like to hear what everyone has to say before I decide whether to agree with you.

I was so excited for them to walk into a bar and then it didn’t happen.

All I can think watching that GIF is “Theorizing that one could fast travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Link Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator...and vanished”

they hit 88mph, and we saw some shit

This video presents a real mullet-off cocktail to my productivity.

“Hey, Ch’tghlagh’n, hold this beer-filled skull for a moment”

Be that as it may, rice cookers are wonderful. They are our friends.

A barge the size of a lasagna.

Opposite of my favorite game show moment: