JLD said she couldn’t keep a straight face because Jerry Stiller was just absolutely nailing it. I remember seeing it on a Seinfeld clips show and Stiller played it straight the whole time. Hilarious.

He calls it....”Tony Starch”

I call this piece “Arguing on Twitter”

I got to meet Bob Ross once at my local PBS station, my mom worked there, and he gave me a paint knife and was the first adult who made me think it was ok to do art. Sooo....I was totally prepared to shit on this guy but, yes he comes off as a little cheesy, but honestly it sounds genuine to me. I hope he sticks with…

DENIED A VISA?! YOU MUST BE JUNGHOKANG

Worst cat ever.

Would the soupier stovetop dal be the result of friction while the lentils were simmering? In the sous vide, they don’t move around, but in stovetop there is the motion of simmering and occasional stirring. How much of your aromatics do you think you lost in stovetop? Could this be offset by starting with more…

Isn’t it obvious?

Along with the betting, it’s expected that millions of workers will allocate lots of on-the-job time and resources toward making their NCAA picks, building brackets and then tracking games on TV or online.

I bet the highlighter circler is old enough to have used faxes with thermal paper. Back in the day, anything you actually highlighted on thermal paper would turn completely black within a matter of weeks, thereby destroying the exact data you thought was so important in the first place. So you quickly learned to…

Star for perfect Henry Swanson gif.

Political comment being forced in when no one asked for it.

For all the shit Tom Cruise gets, you can’t knock him for his commitment and not cutting corners.

“Hahahahahaha” - Wells Fargo

What about Alien: Vacation? Do these acid-bleeding killers ever get some time off to just chill? I think the franchise could do with a comedic installment, sort of like Star Trek IV.

I think you are confusing them with carpenter bees. Those bastards drill large holes in your wood.

While I see your point, I’d like to hear what everyone has to say before I decide whether to agree with you.

Opposite of my favorite game show moment: