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Spot on - and if I’m not mistaken, that’s replica AMG badging on the trunk. Normal AMG badges are multi-piece and silver. Like this.

A top speed of 159 MPG

Of all the safety redundancies to engineer into that thing... you’d think they’d have put training wheels on it first.

Am I correctly spotting that the door “latch” is a lightweight metal chain that is, of course, about 6 inches too long? It’s all so gloriously wrong

I defend owning one because I was 16. And my dad insisted I find a large car with airbags for under $3k. Interceptor from the Minneapolis PD was a clear winner.