nothing really ever stays consistent w/ Bones.

Isn't that the plot of Seven Psychopaths?

my entire knowledge of tennis comes from reading Infinite Jest. Tennis seems pretty fucking crazy.

I don't have anything to back it up except for vibe, but my personal fan theory is that Hobo w/ a Shotgun takes place in the same world as Robocop.

I only know this band from a reference in a Heems song, which probably doesn't happen often.

well, Budweiser already tastes like ass crack sweat.

I really dislike late career Crichton, but I thought that was pretty funny.

& it's not me. I just stole his avatar.

I saw him give a talk on a college campus years ago. It was really part talk, part stand up set. It was fucking hilarious. Judging just as a stand up set, it was one of the best I've been to. Loved when he got into what it was like to write for Alf.

http://www.snopes.com/food/…

I used to know a guy who worked at Subway for about five years or so. Then he robbed it at gun point. Yes, the same one he worked at. He's in prison now.

Yes, because it's the food coloring that's making everybody fat. The rest of it might as well be salad.

I've never had a problem w/ motion sickness in games until a couple of months back at Dave & Busters I played Star Wars Battle Pod. Thought I was going to throw up. Didn't help that I was a little drunk to start w/.

“It was kind of like our own Vietnam, for Flood and I,” Oh, man, I bet. I mean, the computer crashing all the time? Apocalypse Now shit.

In this one he looks like grumpy cat. http://www.imdb.com/media/r…

Related: Yesterday I was flipping through the channels & saw Will Smith on the Fresh Prince playing an R-Zone.

I bought a virtual boy, full price w/ saved up jobless kid's money. Months later it was being sold for $20. Well, fuck. I still own it. Wario Land is dope, as is Red Alarm. Never played that Japanese maze game. Looks fun.

I like it alright.

I disagree. Laughed my ass off.

I miss that. They still do it at live shows.