it allowed strangers to forge allegiances and call each other idiots over a bit of minutiae that no rational adult should care about this much. Of course, Star Wars fans invented that.
Sherlock Holmes nerds invented that shit.

"Oh, I'm just here reading the paper, standing in between a case of watches, & some camping supplies."

They stole the title of my memoir.

You mean Jay Z is being boastful?

My mother watches Bones reruns constantly, so I see about four episodes every time I go to her house. I therefore know years of story arcs, but out of order so I have to piece them together. I saw one a couple days ago where Angela is worrying about dating somebody in the office. Lulz.

fuck it I steal everything. cheap for me, ball sacks.

by honoring David Faustino.

properly stylized, "prolapsr"

damn. I was looking forward to this, but sounds like a skip. I'm a sucker for gloomy Victorian settings.

I need to change my pic. Don't want to get lumped in.

Alien 3: Takebacksies.

Kill yr grandma, get a copy Dr Dre's Detox!

I saw Jane the Virgin, sort of. It was playing on the television while I played Chrono Trigger on DS. One thing I paused the game for was whenever Reginald Veljohnson came on screen, & Veljohnson'd it up. Delightful. Didn't pay too much attention to the rest of the show, but it seems pleasant enough.

There's a good documentary on people in a competitive Tetris tournament called Ecstasy of Order. Those people are fucking scary weirdos.

I know a guy who went to prison for robbing the Subway he'd been working at for 7 years.

The child is sad. Better call protective services.

at least you aren't being pegged w/ being an undercover Lobsters1. All the better to throw them off my scent. BTW, I should have a new podcast up soon, will post.

I dunno, to hear people at work, his deity status has been supplanted by Toby Keith, & his bar & grill loving ways. I really love the way this one guy will really stretch to name drop Toby Keith in some anecdote, as if I gave a shit.

I've been waiting for a wacky reality show that follows around that Japanese cannibal.

My parent's not letting me watch it put a real rebel sheen to "Stand By Me."