Because the driver was uninsured, there’s a funding campaign to cover Ben’s costs.

I’ve heard of an Eternal Sonata, but an internal Sonata... That’s ridiculous.

I thought this was going to the first recorded evidence that people own PS Vitas.

Ugh “uninsured driver” come one people don’t fucking drive your car if you don’t have insurance! What? Some of you are saying its expensive? Know what else is expensive...... getting sued, ticketed, court cost and other fines and having to hire a lawyer for all the other good crap that is going to come your way when…

Yeah. That’s what I don’t get. The natural reaction to a sudden negative effect is to pull away the cause. If you touch a hot pan, your body doesn’t say “FUCK IT, PICK IT UP.” It pulls away instinctively. I mean how fucking hard did this person hit that gas pedal to pull out of a parking space?

“GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!!!”

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a runaway Hyundai Sonata is a good guy with a runaway Hyundai Sonata.

He used to play fallout, till he took a Sonata to the knee.

“The cause of the accident was the fact “the driver accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brakes when she was attempting to pull out of a parking space at the apartment complex.” “

From the article, “no charges will be filed against the driver.” wtf?

Does this mean his Luck level is really low (hit by a car indoors) or really high (still alive!)?

Let that be a lesson to all you kids out there: if you want to protect yourself from runaway Hyundai Sonatas crashing into your apartment, make sure you have a big, comfy gaming chair. It’s not just the most comfortable way to shield yourself from wayward sedans: it’s the best way.