@VidaBlueBalls: arent we all

The greatest sports staff ever assembled

@Jordan_Schafer_Strikeout_Suppl...: In other words, the student body of Frostburg State.

@Jordan_Schafer_Strikeout_Suppl...:You say that like the WVU admissions standards are more rigourous then spelling your name correctly and telling the difference between Skoal and Copenhagen

@Trot Nixons Hat: One of my coworkers bitched about our company on Twitter and was immediately followed by COMPANYNAME. Which was less scary then the email from the national VP asking about his Tweet (twit, twite, twittle? Im unsure of the terminology)

@I'm Hafner the man I used to be:Unless you are trying to get your family set for life through meritless lawsuits.

Now that he's brain-damaged he sounds like a real Philadelphian

Forget Punch Out for Wii, someone turn this shit into a video game.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: As the man said "Love Hurts"

Now how did I know this was a Craggs story without even looking at the author.

Blogger Joe Bucs Fan (not to be confused with Joe Buck fans

And thats how you become a third round supplemental draft pick boys and girls.

@Who's Cartwright?: Sidney Ponson just announced that he will attend OSU next season.

Do you know how much President Obama did in nine days?

@Arsenio Billingham: I love the still frame on the video on the story. Just a wonderful summary of this dudes situation

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: "Negro drops back to pass"

English Hooliganism? Thats about as shocking as French Antisemitism.

Inning Based Football: Cause the one thing football fans need is a chance to load up on extra beer during the 7th inning stretch.

@Scrappy McHustle: I actually have to agree. He tosses a line or two like that into every story, kinda takes away from anything and is pointless.

@ClintonPortishead: Matt Wieters' shits turn in to Jay Bruce.