MAtt Wieters, Hall of Fame class of 2010 (Yes, Im unrealistically excited)

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Im gonna send you my cell on FB if you want to have a drink.

@ClintonPortishead: just scored tix.

@Shawn Kemp's Lovechild: Mine is Wieters related.

Evening all. Just stopping by to let you all know that I just got wood.

It's Hard To Type A Column With One Hand

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Goodnight Troll

@Kid Canada: Someone is doing a Manny Acta impersonation in their dugout?

Woohoo I made deleted scenes!

Seems like an apt description of my last sexual encounter.

Better then Tim Hulett Childcare.

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: You gonna have to cut a bitch?

@Chris Hanson's Axe: especially around here.

@hellosunshine: Was bummed, but Wootoff perked me up. time to waste some money I dont have.

@SayChowdaFrenchie: Thats just stupid. They played six tight games first before the blowout.

Fuck me. I spent the last 6 hours at work avoiding the Caps/Pens score so I could watch it on my DVR. What a fucking waste.

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: Not having kids myself I do the same for a couple of my parental friends. I don't mind volunteering to take my one friends boys to whatever random Disney movie is showing and dinner. They really don't have the cash for a babysitter plus a night out but I like the kids and it gives them some…

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: Do something for your folks (assuming they are close by). I spent a vacation day today powerwashing my mom's deck and dusting/polishing the furniture as a surprise.

@CoolHwhip: Not sure, I know I saw Secret on here earlier. Just found that comment a bit over the line.

And another question.. With all the talk of the banhammer tonight, how did the guy who asked FMK on a could of toddlers on the first duan comment not get banned?