brokenmachine
Broken Machine
brokenmachine

Idiots like you always come off like you’ve never read a fucking book. Myriad talented writers use profanity, it's not a crutch for inadequate writing. Fuck off you ignorant prude.

Because Boba Fett is dead. And basically did nothing will alive either.

The JK with the 3.6 will run 0-60 in 6.8 seconds. That’s pretty great for a heavy brick on solid axles and 32" tires. I’d like the 5.7 just to have it, but the 3.6 is plenty

Yeah, I know I’m a dinosaur here, but I like to actually own the music I have. I’ve also been collecting bootlegs/live recordings/etc that aren’t available officially since the pre-Bit Torrent days.

Also, it’s kind of fun to hit shuffle on a library I’ve been curating since the 90s. 

How did I know that your comment would incite all the Harley lovers to come out and just prove your point so fucking hard?

Harley owners have soured me on the brand (seriously, fuck your noise). I won’t be buying an electric Harley for myself or my kid.  The sooner that company dies the better.

I’m patting you on the back. Addiction is hard and you overcame it. Congrats! I quit for a year and started again in December because i thought i would never get addicted to cigars. My mental state right now is that i want to take anything i can get. Cigarette, Vape, Dip, Cigar, Snus. I am on the patch now. I did

I quit smoking by vaping, started at 12 mg, then 6 then 3 now I’m at 1 and hopefully quit completely soon. 

He’s just a dickhole.  Congrats to you.  Well done.

That’s awesome to hear! Congrats on quitting

It's hotter than Cholula, sure, but it tastes nothing like it! Are you crazy? How can you even compare the two

It's hotter than Cholula, sure, but it tastes nothing like it! Are you crazy? How can you even compare the two

They did pack their trash, their friends and family were right next to them in the truck.

It’s sad how many people argue with you and insist it’s trump rather then garbage people being garbage people. I think they do more harm then most.

I rather take my chances with a autonomous van than some a-hole distracted while texting/make-up/ eating/ not paying attention. 

As one myself, my first thought was “Masshole”.

I believe the only correct answer is MASSHOLE...

San Francisco has a ton of motorcycle metered spots - take a regular parking spot, carve five or six slots perpendicular to the curb.

And? Go take an Android phone, and have a romantic evening with it. Seriously. Everything with Android is annoying and frustrating. You don’t get it updated, and unlike years ago where those updates were negligible. Google, is going out of it’s way to make those updates matter. Does that matter to LG, Samsung, or the

I’m getting high beam flashed by oncoming cars all the time when I'm driving our F250 Super Duty 4x4. Occasionally I flash them back so they realize no that wasn't my high beams, THIS IS!

Wash and dry potatoes, place on baking tray. Spray top with olive oil, salt very liberally. Turn potatoes, spray with oil, salt liberally. Bake in 350 oven for 90 minutes. Smoosh, open with fork, apply condiments, eat. Do not poke holes in the skin, do not use a potato nail.