brokenmachine
Broken Machine
brokenmachine

Absolutely! This was my reaction:
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Ah! The glorious ring of truth. Clear, bright, and sparkling.

Maybe I’m being a dick, but “a problem with his bike’s steering” really just means “a problem with the rider,” right?

I’m always surprised how naive people are.

I hate front license plates. I think they ruin the the look of the car. So I’ve never put a front license plate of any of my cars, ever, and I’ve never been pulled over for it. A lot of people don’t have front license plates in California.

Front tags are stupid.

Does California not require front and rear tags? If so, that too is remarkable stupidity.

Front plates are an abomination

If you want absolutely nothing to come of it maybe.

And, if he was indeed under the influence, he could be sobered up by the time he’s found, which would mean a lesser charge.

All too common in socal. I was a witness of a hit and run on July 4th, the driver smashed into a lady and her 5 year old. I made sure that driver got what he deserved.

Yeah, nevermind them, they’re just being whiny bitches and clutching their pearls.

“I’m leery of people who will sue because their virgin ears cannot stand hearing “under God”.”

No, we’re just tired of being told that we shouldn’t be unhappy by people too ignorant to know that that the “under God” nonsense wasn’t added till 1954 to placate the anti-Communist crowd.

You really think no one is making others say it? Come by where I live (rural Tennessee) and try and have your kid get through the day without saying “under God”.

Fixed.

So yeah, let’s face it, the real reason is your wife’s permission, or lack thereof.

I came to the comment section expecting to see a bunch of pussies whining about a company name instead of talking about how absolutely sweet this bike is. I was not dissappointed. I’ve always been a fan of bikes that have the big burly Vtwin attitude, but without the whitewall tires, leather half vests, saddlebags,

You do realize that you’re in the running for “Evil Genius” status, don’t you? Keep up the good work!

Well yeah, but that doesn’t link to nearly as many articles on the Kinja network. They’ve started click-baiting their click-bait now.