Ahem... Do any of these older men look like Patrick Stewart?

I love the Steam comments

once sempai puts his hearing aid in, i hope he notices me.

I was thinking the same. I’m also seeing a likeness to Leonard Nimoy in them. It’s like a ‘Seven Ages of Spock’ dating simulator. “Will you get to share pon farr with him?”

Now then, when can I date older pigeons?

Also, this.

I’ve only just noticed the ditto hair piece on ditto trump.

Stéphano Wallace ruins everything forever.

How I wish I could unsee these Lovecraftian abominations...

“Make America Kawaii Again”

Waifus for trump?

Who wants to see non-female butt?

Senpai Blizzard won’t notice anyone =(

GenitalDrive model F

because he’s going to check his mate