I’m leaving tomorrow to visit my parents for 2 days. My dad recently had major surgery and is recovering which has left him not able to be too active for a while, so I am going to cook most of the meals while I am there.

Is it strange that the first thing I thought, when I read the title, was that he said something sexist, racist, or homophobic?

Reese’s Mini Cups > Hershey’s Kisses

“we want each of them looking as great as they taste.”

More like hiring someone that hated them so they bought a truck load of discount decorations and went to town, knowing that they could charge a butt load since the bill was probably paid for with tax dollars.

I bet you that, the rest of the year, they have a mirror hung with the lords prayer on it or just the word ‘prayer’.

Well, I feel like it is a reasonable chance that they hired someone who decided to give them a super lame decoration job and over charge them.

That pop up book looks a lot like the one my parents still have that they got when me and my siblings were all kids. We would read Twas The Night Before Christmas every year until we were all well into our teens. We started again once my first nephew was old enough to help read and we do it each year.

Oh, hell, I bet something exceptionally bad happens before Christmas Day. Probably some whitey mcwhiterson will call the cops on some black person because there is no way a black person could afford ‘______’.

I love this movie though it is definitely weird in places. The whole scene with the kid and the ice cream cone I generally just skip over due to it weirding some people out.

Every time I see one of these idiots that thinks that he’s all black on the inside and not racist, I cringe until it hurts.

Just so long as it isn’t horrible farts or body odor, I’m fine with it.

I would be willing to bet that, if you asked really nicely, the staff will do it for you. I’ve found that, if you are really polite and not an ass, staff are willing to bend the rules on stuff like this.

I have my withdrawal limit set at $400, but at my request.

That is fucking awesome. Sounds like a real bad ass.

Meanwhile, Huntington Branch has apologized for their error.

I am a childless adult and I’ve only had 2 hang overs in the past 5 years. I don’t like getting that drunk in the first place and, as we all agree, hangovers suck.

Very much this. 

I’ve dated two women who have insisted that they really enjoyed it. If they are lying it isn’t like they gained much out of it.

That would be when I call the police. I’m a man and I’ve had 3 stalkers (2 women and 1 man) and at least I had the reasonable reassurance that I could easily defend myself against them if they attacked me.