X style and diagonal are the only correct ways to cut a sandwich. Any other way, including not cutting a sandwich at all, is the way of knuckle dragging troglodytes who should be prevented from breeding. 

I’ve cut hotdogs in half on more than one occasion. The advantage is that you get the best parts first and it is less messy to consume as you are eating the most sauced portion first.

That is the kind of fuck up that they should just walk away of their own accord upon realizing they made it.

As a still unwed man, I have evidence to the contrary; though, more than one of the women I’ve presented a very fine grilled cheese sandwich and bowl of tomato soup to have been people I would have liked to have spent more time with.

That is a vast oversimplification.

Though it is not a bad sounding sandwich, it is not a Sloppy Joe.

I’ll admit that I borrowed stuff from stories (Ie. themes, emotional ‘pulls’, etc) I had read to creative writing classes in highschool and college, but turning in someone’s professional work is just dumb. If anything, fanfic would at least be a safe-ish place to lift aspects of stories and stitch them together.…

a production assistant working for him, like Ashley Watson, who says she was made uncomfortable when Tyson invited her to a private “wine and cheese” party in his room.

I think a lot of the male gods were rapists.

Seriously! What the hell. I know we’ll always have Terry Crews, but this just chafes me.

And a crappy tattoo at that. 

An ex was doing her PhD in Organic Chemistry which also meant teaching a couple intro classes. She always had 2 or 3 students that she’d have to kick out for turning in papers that they got off of the internet. What annoyed her the most was that no one ever bothered to at least tweak the text to try to hide it.

If Black Swan is based on Perfect Blue, it is only vaguely based on it. I’m quite familiar with both films and they diverge greatly.

It is kind of like how people give Hayden Christensen a hard time for his performance in the Star Wars prequels. George Lucas made the mistake of choosing to write, direct, and produce those movies himself. It isn’t Hayden Christensen’s fault that George decided to create in an echo chamber.

I chatted with him at a convention like 9 or 10 years ago. He was wrapping up the booth where he had been signing stuff, but he stopped and we just chatted for a bit (I can’t remember what). He wasn’t just being polite, he was genuinely engaged in the conversation which is what stuck out to me. 

If I had somewhere to safely store it, I would scoop that up in an instant.

If I ever got Bed Bugs, I would pack up the few items I care about for later careful cleaning and burn the rest in the front yard. Start over some place else.

*eye roll*

The yogurt they serve is high sugar and the little fruit they provide has sugar and preservatives added. The drink options aren’t much better.

A peanutbutter and jelly swiss roll just sounds too fancy. I’ve been eating PB&J forever and, to me, it is something simple and classic. Putting it in a cake seems just wrong.