Wow. You really shouldn’t be working in the food service industry because you seem really entitled and stuck up.

Pretty much. Those places tend to get a lot of volume. If you get 10X the customers, but they only all tip 5%, it still adds up to a decent amount of money in the jar.

Because $10 an hour is such an amazing wage? That still is way below the poverty line.

I don’t tip the same for take out or from these kinds of places as I would for a regular, sit down restaurant, but I will usually use the change I got back as the tip.

I would just stop going out for dinner with her. 

I have never been charged for soda water, if it comes from a fountain machine. bottle stuff, yes, but that is different.

It didn’t always used to be, but I am now seeing it in a lot of places including at the movie theatres.

This is by far the most entertaining solution. Just start talking loudly about shallow assholes that only date women based upon appearance and then whine about how those women aren’t ‘the complete package’. 

I’d just ask my server if it is possible to be moved to a different table.

Canada, here. If you all don’t turn this shit around, we’re going to hire American contractors to build a wall and then just not pay, let your gov’t bail them out.

I just want him to have a heart attack or aneurysm or just have Air Force One go down with him and like the 30 worst Senators onboard.

Seriously folks. Have a friend that is going to vote against trump, help them get to the poles. Give them a ride, if you can. Do what you can to get out the vote.

I am not sure men pay child support in committed marriage relationships. I think we need to think about that.

Though, if you keep medication under ideal conditions, they do have a longer shelf life. 

He who shall not be named may have been evil, but he was straight up about it and actually had his shit together; well, maybe he should have hid his horcruxes better, but hindsight is 20/20.

Reactions like that can happen, but it is very rare.

Here in Canada, the shot is free (paid for fully by our Universal Healthcare) if you meet any number of basic criteria which almost anyone meets, but you still have to fill out a short form. I got mine two weeks ago. 

That is my definition of a nightmare.

Yeah, you’d need to go to a wine shop and specify how long it was going to be kept before drinking. Also, storage away from light, in a cool location also helps.

That is kind of fucked up and awesome.