I would bring soda and popcorn because you know some next level drama is going to go down.

Sadly, it happens everywhere.

One of the contributors to his campaign will probably give him a job. Asses like this seem to land on their feet.

My mom was a teacher. She reported a parent for physical or sexual abuse more than once. We got death threats (phone call was traced back to family members), a rock through her car window while driving, and hate mail.

This is great in theory, but people are all too willing to not believe because the accused is someone that they’ve known for years. 

He isn’t sharing the same fate as Gomeshi.

Instapots are overrated. Admittedly, I am more skilled in the kitchen than most. I can knock out a healthy, delicious meal in 30 minutes with little difficulty.

I would also have my facial hair permanently removed. I don’t look good with a beard. Trust me, I tried it once. There was an intervention.

Years ago, I completely fried out my computer. Literal curl of smoke from the tower. That is what I get for experimenting with overclocking when, in reality, I didn’t fully understand what I was doing.

‘Style’? Not showering or shaving for days, crawling into whatever clothes are on the floor next to your bed is not a style. It is more symptoms of depression.

She probably has just been cast as Bieber’s gf to help him ‘rehabilitate’ his reputation. Beiber’s agent most likely had him chemically castrated temporarily to keep him from doing stupid shit.

An ex of mine went as Sexy Mustard. It was all their idea and they pulled it off brilliantly.

I have to admit that, if someone whipped out their phone and started videoing me while I was doing my job, I would instantly be less inclined to assist them. They would get the assistance I was required to give them and no further.

It wouldn’t be a nightmare for everyone. Jeff Sessons would have more people to put into detention centers that he owns, raking in profits. Let’s call this what it is: an attempt at a money grab.

I love you guys.

I recently flew on Cathay Pacific. Worst airline food I’ve ever had. They did have more leg room than most for Economy.

Though I am not someone who does it myself, I hate the idea that it is getting harder and harder for someone to do a little maintenance on their own vehicle. I fully appreciate the idea of people bashing knuckles to do a little work on their own vehicle. I realize that it is incongruous with my love for the future of…

Guys like this need to understanding about these kinds of jobs: they are occasionally dangerous and it is their responsibility to put themselves between the danger and the people they are supposed to protect. Sometimes they will die and that is part of the job, but that is the nature of the job. They aren’t supposed…

What would be awesome is if it had a slot where a cartridge of disc could be inserted with additional games. Maybe even a M rated set.

the #MeToo movement “lumps together” everyone from Harvey Weinstein to your creepy coworker who sends you inappropriate messages.