Deliberately shooting someone should keep you in jail.

It sounds like your situation is really complicated right now. Ultimately, it is your decision and your life, but my gut feeling is that not bringing another life into the mix is the right decision. It’ll give you two time to work on whatever is going wrong in your relationship that way, if things do truly go 100%…

I bet that chip is actually cheese like Parmesan that has been fried. That whole thing still looks incredibly boring. 

I feel like it was unfair for him to lose his job. By the sounds of it, his job was tedious and boring. This was something he only did occasionally while still staying ready at his station and, quite frankly, he is making the world a little better by putting something to laugh at in our daily lives.

If there was an Olive Garden close to my house and my work, I would absolutely do this. Yes, their food is crap, but $300 for 2/3 of a years worth of meals is an insane deal. I spend nearly that a month (I really like to cook fancy) on food. If I had one of those passes for a year, I could save a decent chunk of…

The song and the video for Moo is better than Nicki’s latest.

Maybe their are well insured and, if the movie isn’t going to do well, it is better to completely tank it?

I just checked and it isn’t even listed here in Vancouver. How many theatres did they bother to release it in? It says 8 in the article, but is that just the USA or does that include other countries?

The choice is simple: would they rather hear a screaming child or a woman, mostly likely out of the way, breast feeding. 

I feel like the vast majority of cans could just have a pull tab, making our lives simpler.

No wonder the can opener always pops off halfway through and there’s shards of metal sticking out at random.

Which is why I got a vasectomy.

My parents used the rhythm method. That’s how they got me and my brother before my dad got a vasectomy.

My daughter is older than her and I am younger than him. He was old enough to legally drink before she was born, while she isn’t even old enough to legally drink.

Just another in a line of attractive, young woman. Like Jewel or Sia.

Is it actually his? There are a number of small airlines that specialize in private charter passenger aircraft like that. 

I find all noisy eaters offensive, but I too wouldn’t dare tell a new mother where they can and can not breast feed. Having watched more than one friend go through being a new parent, they have the start of a legal argument for justifying beating my ass into the ground what with the sleep deprivation and general…

When I had first heard about this, I’d assumed they have sampled a guitar rift or the audio of a few lines from a song, but not just ripped off the lyrics and pretended like it was no big deal.

Could we rig up a wearable taser along with the dye pack? Watching the electric shock course through his body would be the first time one of his sexual advances came close to making a woman happy.