I don’t hate people who recline their seats, even without asking. I hate people who suddenly SLAM THEIR SEATS BACKWARDS WITHOUT WARNING. I apply to them the same terminology that Withnail uses for Uncle Monty.

In an era in which people frequently use laptops, this could lead to damage to the screen; I’ve seen people…

A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances.

This is going to be like The Ring video. Once you see it you have 24 hours to show it someone else or your balls will sag to your knees.

Also, Pittsburgh is a blue city and on board with clean energy. The closer you look, the dumber he gets.

It’s actually kind of brilliant, since it’s solving the issue of “leave your trash on the curb, hope someone isn’t in the way, hope an animal doesn’t tear it open” by having the trash get brought out Just in Time, as well as having to have a guy walk back and forth between the curb and the truck since the customers…