Lol. I was just thinking this. I need March and April to remain open for obvious reasons. 

Totilo is too busy playing one Ubisoft game or another. It had to be Jason. Do you know how many sidquests are in those Ubi games? The sheer number of collectibles/padding in those?

Thanks for taking the bait.

I’m less convinced this is a game and more convinced it’s just a 3D exploration space of Kojima’s favorite people.

NOTHING WORSE THAN A COMMENTER THAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IT IS TALKING ABOUT BUT TRIES TO SOUND LIKE IT KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING ON

i never really understood why everyone worships Kojima like they do. I mean, metal gear was good, i guess. 

Think nothing of it. Ol’ Jason delays more games before breakfast than most studios will delay in a year. He’s the best there is at what he does and what he does is delay highly anticipated games. 

Dammit Jason you can’t keep delaying games when there’s a slow news week! It’s just not fair. 

I think you’re a bit off in your assessment. That expression, clearly, is that of a man who has been suppressing a fart while walking around giving a tour, and having sat down, realized that it got away from him and slipped out, come to terms with that fact, and has decided to enjoy the havoc it wreaks upon those in…

Look, I could suspend my disbelief for weird fetus babies and whatever, but I absolutely cannot accept the existence of Conan O’Brian’s giant Irish mug in my gaming experiences.

Mr. Ashcraft, can you explain if the Death Stranding face scanning technology is different than the face scanning technology used in the Yakuza games?

The cost of that 3D scanning rig has probably been covered multiple times over by the media attention it brings every time they use it to add another celebrity to the game.

LOL I Hope this is an actual easter egg that makes the final cut of the game.

I enjoyed the 200 hours I put into the game but there’s no way I’m paying a subscription fee, especially since I’ve already completed all the quests and POIs. All that’s left is the loot grind and I don’t care enough about loot to do that.

I think it makes perfect sense, in the internal logic of the game’s universe, that racism and sexism aren’t a factor. It’s the ultimate conclusion of corporate power - your identity doesn’t matter, only the value you generate for the company’s bottom line. 

Truly this game went from Meh to Must Have because of your writing. Thank you.

Heck yeah, I’m truly heartened to know the game deals with labor and class so openly. So many games limit their critiques of capitalism to “big corporation EVIL” and leave it at that. I get your frustration with the way it ignores racism & sexism, but I also kinda thing maybe it’s for the best that they limited their…

DANG, and you tell me about this NOW?!

Yeah, but I’m not talking about the kid thing, just the aversion to being previously married. A crazy ex can be a thing whether or not you were married.

For me, it isn’t about some conquest mentality, it’s that I don’t want to deal with a crazy ex husband coming around.