You are my new hero.

It’s been done.

or that it was just a rumer?

Aw she's so cute! My cats are Elliot (the dapper one in the tie) and Beatrice (the cute little calico).

These are my cats, btw.

The answer is obviously wheelchair basketball.

Pretty sure he’s been cycling trilobites and bloating his maxis with beak oils. He has chutting phase gains but hasn’t even completed the emperor-grip interval circuit.

It’s not even all that hard. You formulate 4 consecutive swatch sets on alternating weeks, making sure to bifurcate your clam ratio. He probably just starts out with a full set of Scuba Dips, heck he might even chain the algebra for extra resistance. I just don’t know. I’ll bet he goes hard on the pump deck to get the…

MOM GIVE ME MY FUCKING DRUMSTICKS!!!!!!

This is important.

This made my day. Thank you!!

Counterpoint: Shine Cat

Just clicked in this to see it the greatest strip scene in movie history was on here..... It wasn’t. So here Ya go.

Tay Tay isn’t about hedonism.

Those kinds of parties are for the children, in the same way child beauty pageants are for the children.

*LOUD NOISES!*