Can we move on already?

Great day to be an Alabama fan.

Okay, I need someone to bottom line up front this for me:

The only 2 things I ever liked from them were the first round of heat gear in solid white and another in solid black. I had both for almost 10 years before the elastic frayed.

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

Postgame, Ron Rivera’s comment on the injury:

To be fair, it’s possible he shot this in landscape mode while laying down.

Old Man Parker, former Baylor football player:

Well, the cop probably knew you were a repeat offender. 2 dozen times? Slow the fuck down and stop at the fucking light!

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Leonard Fournette should follow suit. The ONLY way his draft stock takes a hit is if/when he gets injured playing in some inconsequential game over the next month and a half.

I wonder if this will be a recurring thing in college sports? I could see a lot of players across football and basketball deciding not to potentially injure themselves during a season in which they’re not getting paid while preparing to go high in a draft. It would probably make the NCAA think twice about not paying…

No less fulfilling than Peyton Manning winning a ring behind Denver’s defense while having an abortion of a season personally

So what’s he’s saying is I should start having sex no later than 11:59?

I remember playing Texas high school games where the coaches and parents were bloody furious at the officials. But in hindsight, most of those guys are probably doing the job for free or practically free, on their own time, without the help of spotters in the booth or replays. All those successful and correct…

As long as you realize Penn State does the stupid “the” thing too.

Unranked Penn State knocked off #2 The Ohio State

Crimson Brown Tide

He got his bell rung.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.