My bro-in-law’s 2014 honda accord sport has THE MOST uncomfortable seats, EVAR! Really blows my mind that Honda can receive the accolades it does but probably has the industry’s most uncomfortable seats.

Yes. As someone who carries back problems from high school football, being able to change my lumbar support is paramount. Truth be told, massaging seats would probably help too...

How about a 2016 or 17 CPO A7?? Forget being a “Cool Dad”...pull up at daycare in this and even the teachers will be calling you Daddy. (*flips hair* “Hey Daaaaddy”)

“I can’t afford to pay for a $100 bus ticket every break.”

May I present the Lumocolor^® permanent pen 318. It is, amongst other things, per their website:

Oh, country mouse....

This. No, I am NOT kidding. Put a small dab of white (not gel) toothpaste on a folded up square of newspaper and buff. Then wash it off with soap and water. Toothpaste and newspaper. An ex girlfriend told me about this trick after I expressed my displeasure with having just wasted money on a Turtle Wax Headlight…

Honestly there’s no real reason to buy anything other than thighs. They are the best part of the chicken hands down.

I wish I could feel that way about cars as it would save a lot of money.

Agreed.

Fuck. Ohio.

OH LOOK AN OHIOAN ON JALOPNIK HELLO MY OHIO-RESIDING BROTHER

You can get a new GTI for very close to 20k, I bought a 2017 in June for $23,023.

Used 2017 can be had for less than 20.

Well, one of my desktops is a Windows machine that is eleven years old this year, and it’s doing quite well.

Is anybody still on the side of the GOP?

One correction - the payment allocations did change with the CARD Act back in 2009, one of the few customer-friendly regulations that Trump hasn’t overturned yet. Your minimum payment each month gets applied as the lender chooses, generally to your lowest-rate balance so they can keep soaking you for high-rate…

I think Zaxby’s is the best one.

I have no fewer than 3 friends in Seattle who own a Crosstrek lol.

Perfect choice; Seattle traffic is so horrific that the fact the Crosstrek has the acceleration of a tractor will be completely irrelevant.