Yes. As someone who carries back problems from high school football, being able to change my lumbar support is paramount. Truth be told, massaging seats would probably help too...

How about a 2016 or 17 CPO A7?? Forget being a “Cool Dad”...pull up at daycare in this and even the teachers will be calling you Daddy. (*flips hair* “Hey Daaaaddy”)

“I can’t afford to pay for a $100 bus ticket every break.”

May I present the Lumocolor^® permanent pen 318. It is, amongst other things, per their website:

Oh, country mouse....

This. No, I am NOT kidding. Put a small dab of white (not gel) toothpaste on a folded up square of newspaper and buff. Then wash it off with soap and water. Toothpaste and newspaper. An ex girlfriend told me about this trick after I expressed my displeasure with having just wasted money on a Turtle Wax Headlight…

Honestly there’s no real reason to buy anything other than thighs. They are the best part of the chicken hands down.

I wish I could feel that way about cars as it would save a lot of money.

Agreed.

Fuck. Ohio.

OH LOOK AN OHIOAN ON JALOPNIK HELLO MY OHIO-RESIDING BROTHER

You can get a new GTI for very close to 20k, I bought a 2017 in June for $23,023.

Used 2017 can be had for less than 20.

Well, one of my desktops is a Windows machine that is eleven years old this year, and it’s doing quite well.

Is anybody still on the side of the GOP?

One correction - the payment allocations did change with the CARD Act back in 2009, one of the few customer-friendly regulations that Trump hasn’t overturned yet. Your minimum payment each month gets applied as the lender chooses, generally to your lowest-rate balance so they can keep soaking you for high-rate…

I think Zaxby’s is the best one.

I have no fewer than 3 friends in Seattle who own a Crosstrek lol.

He will definitely be saying to himself “weird, I thought this car had an engine” as he tries to accelerate up one of Seattle’s many hills.

Perfect choice; Seattle traffic is so horrific that the fact the Crosstrek has the acceleration of a tractor will be completely irrelevant.