I was so excited to come here and point out that the person who wrote this article must not have existed before 1980 but literally every single person beat me to it.

Kids these days...

Bitches be crazy, that’s why.

There’s reasons why this doesn’t happen though.

I played rugby in high school, they had the great idea to have a mens/women’s mixed game and the girls were complaining that the men weren’t taking it seriously and going easy on them. And we were going easy on them.

One of the guys took that as a green light to play as…

#TruckersLivesMatter

You had me at Gummy Bears for breakfast.