T-minus ten years until E&Y announces the promotion of Lonzo’s forensic accountant to partner.

I don’t care for LaVar.

“Yeah, like the guy in the $3,500 baseball tee is going to give you any actual in-game strategy. Come on!”

Enes, if you need a place to crash and lay low for a while, hit me up. I got you bro.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

It is seriously pretty horseshit how much crap DC gets for an institution that they host which proceeds to walk all over them without giving them any representation.

Caps would’ve won if not for all the Penguin’s ILLEGAL GOALS. So many bad goals allowed by terrible (or sick) reffs! VERY UNFAIR !

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

The US has a long, sordid history of “rugged individualism” that is mostly bullshit. Politicians appeal to that idea and get people to go against their own best interests so the politicians can funnel money to their buddies instead of building a society.

“Former tight end” is just rubbing it in.

I can deal with the Wisconsin transplants in Illinois, but yeah I generally hate Packers fans with no ties to Wisconsin. “Sure I grew up in Naperville, but my great uncle was born in Appleton, so that’s why I’m a Packers fan!!”

Here’s some more reaction from Chicago!

But isn’t that the beauty of living in a city that has 3 major sports teams playing at the same time? Is there a page of 5 or 6 blackhawks fans jokes that were passed out to lesser fanbases or something because I swear it’s like they’re being copy and pasted.

This is literally a scene from the Simpsons.

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I always wondered what ‘roided out David Brent would look like. Not disappointed.

At least he never made it to Denny’s.

Maybe if Reigns had accepted the $800 to give up his seat in the WWE it wouldn’t have come to this.