brofessor
brofessor
brofessor

No one likes an aggressive woman. So, if you're female, over the age of 21, and still single...chances are you're too aggressive. Men can smell it as clearly as you're perfume.

I would totally wear this on a t-shirt. The other members of the tribal council would get a chuckle out of it.

It's not an employer's responsibility (nor should it be) to protect you from an unplanned or unwanted pregnancy. No one's forcing you to bone your co-workers.

Maybe the cruise line is trying to discourage employees from boning each other. Let's say you work for IBM and you go to HR one morning and say, "I hooked up with Bob from accounting last night and he busted a nut in me despite promising to pull out." Do you think IBM should offer you free Plan B?