The most passionate supporters of Israel, at this point, are evangelical Christians.

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

Ubertrout, take a shot every time (feel free to add more as you wish):

I need to charge Culkin more for my necromancy services. Bringing him back as an abomination of nature repeatedly is beginning to become much more difficult, and the local farms are starting to ask what I'm doing with all of those chickens.

thank you for a much needed laugh today. I may need oxygen after reading ^ this but its worth it

I think i love you. Can i buy you a non fat vanilla latte when we meet?

Somehow I suspect Aboriginal Australians would disagree with any assessment that Australia's racial history was just peachy keen.

It doesn't have to be a "never ending battle" if his CAPTIVE audiences stop being docile. Maybe if more people talked back to him, he'd eventually get worn out and STFU. How many people is this one asshole annoying/offending? About time HE had to listen to some unwelcome input.

Late night joke right there: One is loud, annoying and sometimes very smelly. The other one is a baby.

Do you even restaurant, bro?

"Dude, you're so edgy and politically incorrect. it's totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness."

Any football fans. Also anyone like me who hates football but who gets stuck having to hear about it.

I swear, racists are the least creative people in the world. They haven't progressed beyond "ching chong" when making fun of Asians? Losers.

Remember a little while ago when Bill O'Reilly was running his mouth about, "Everyone talks about white privilege. Why don't we talk about Asian privilege?" Well, Bill, shit like this is fucking why.

Eh, half of those richies are idiot anti vaxxers who insist on non pasteurized milk. Money can't stop stupid.

Yes, their claims that you said something about a "conspiracy" at the CDC are a textbook example of a strawman. This one has a lot of crazy-stupid energy around this for a topic they clearly know literally not a single thing about.

Lol, 'cause all that shrimp farmed in south and southeast Asia couldn't possibly ever have any pathogens in it, could it? Shellfish is always perfectly safe.