Well, of course you would. A dead manatee could govern better than Rick Scott.

As a Floridian, I feel its my duty to learn ya'll about Florida geography. For the enlightenment of all who wonder why Florida does what Florida does - and I must specify 'Florida: the Legislative Body,' not 'Florida: I'mma fuck my lawn mower nekkid whist snorting pills and wearing a 'Jamaican me horny' T-shirt with…

As soon as it comes here in Louisiana, my boyfriend and I are getting married on Canal Street by a drag queen.

Rick Scott has to outdo his last boondoggle, you know. Spending millions of Floridian taxpayer dollars to inadvertantly prove that Floridians on welfare and food assistance have a lower rate of drug use than even their own politicians is a hard act to follow.

I hope there's an appropriate Pissing Contest for you to share that whole story.

I'd say they are logically comparable

Look everyone! It's an idiot!

Maybe I'm old and unlearned of the ways of young people, but couldn't they just not go to a Nickelback Concert? It's always worked for me.

I wish we could get a "big bang" I'm enjoying the rightwing tears, but they're only at a slow trickle.

We're talking about (largely) the same kind of people who think the earth is 6,000 years old. Don't seek logic in their brains, it does not exist there.

Counterpoint: Show them a clip from Clueless. Because even if you have on a white collarless shirt from Fred Segal, you will not pass a test if you don't study for it. Wearing your most capable looking outfit has no bearing on intelligence or scholastic achievement, and schools should be more concerned with that than…

I think you're thinking of rapists in terms too black and white. I'm guessing not every rapist is some demonic evil criminal hellbent on disregarding the feelings of others. I bet there are plenty of rapists who are mostly well meaning guys but who had never had consensual and respectful sexual interactions modeled…

"My college sex-ed seminar consisted of the pastor telling us that if we had sex without god's approval our penises would explode like grenades and we'd be sitting to pee for the rest of our days, LIKE WOMEN, and then of him wiping his ass with a chocolate bar and telling the girls that that's how appealing they'd be…

Rape is a crime that is largely enabled by everyone else. To address that, you have to train people to be conscious of the signs of someone crossing the line with others, what to do when you realize that someone at (for example) your group's party is trying to get someone else incapacitated, to understand that jokes…

Also old enough to drive a couple thousand pounds of steel around and hope they don't squash somebody. Genitalia, though — that shit's dangerous.

The theory is that you rope the kids in by giving a seminar on oral sex and use that as an opportunity to talk about enthusiastic consent.

wtf? we're questioning sex ed teaching in college now? so...when's it appropriate? on our death beds? or would that scare the lord away and keep us out of heaven?

When teaching consent isn't considered "respectful," you're catering to the wrong crowd.

It is hilarious how bent out of shape you're getting over this.

Bible belt logic at its finest.