I saw this on Facebook earlier. What in the ever-loving-fuck is wrong with some people? Your loved one dies and you feel the need to basically send them off with a gigantic "fuck you!"? Gross.

What injuries? I've hurt myself way worse getting dressed in the morning.

Ah, "enlightened" commentary on creationism vs. evolution, the age old refuge of narrow-minded individuals who apparently fail to grasp evolution and have a great fondness for straw men.

The bigotry and hate on both sides is ridiculous.

Hahahahahahahaha...derp. No.

Yeah...uh I don't know anyone here who has expressed any sort of support for factory farming, but you kind of shot your argument right in the foot when you called a dolphin a fish.

I fully believe you actually.

Whiner to internet tough guy in record time. Were you upset that I was being super mean to you, or annoyed that I wasn't doing a good enough job at upsetting you?

In utterly bizarre news...I think we may have a mutual friend on Facebook, and your name just showed up in my news feed through something of hers that you commented on (don't judge me, I was bored enough - killing time until Dragon Age - to be randomly scrolling through nonsense on there!).

You seem to have odd, and rather inconsistent standards of politeness. If you'd like for me to actually begin putting effort into being rude though, all you need to do is ask.

I actually played Origins on 360 for the first time in 2009, and thought it kind of sucked. 18 months later, I picked it up for PC for $20 (mostly out of boredom), and it turned into one of my favorites.

I've got to disagree with you here. I've played through both games several times.

Ugh....

I'm just saying that her feelings are just as important as anyone else's and she doesn't have to qualify those statements with some pseudo self congratulatory bullshit.

Or is it, and I'm missing the point (which, well, is completely possible)?

Hey bro, I think you might be lost. The Convention for Dudes with Entitlement Issues is actually two doors further down on the right.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Wow. Lol, fuck I did. I'm calling that one a caffeine deficiency related failure.

Right. Because poor diet never, ever manifests in any way other than obesity. There aren't dozens of other possibilities, some visible, most not. Not the least of which is feeling like you're going to barf from eating a metric fuckton of garbage.

I've seen people of all different sizes doing that. But hey, if you want to read your own messages in, feel free. While you're at it, have you considered going and fucking yourself too?